Jordan Mechner had the inspired idea of introducing Apple superbot Siri to classic chatterbot Eliza. I’ve totally overheard conversations like this before:
ELIZA
Hello, I am Eliza.
SIRI
Hi.
ELIZA
How are you today? What would you like to discuss?
SIRI
I’m fine. Thanks for asking.
ELIZA
How long have you been fine. Thanks for asking?
SIRI
Hmm... Let me think...
ELIZA
Do you doubt you?
SIRI
I found three hotels matching “W” fairly close to you.
ELIZA
Oh...?